21 Terrific Tweets by Cat Pawrents Benefitting From the Bond With Their Fluffy Feline Friend

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Nov 9, 2024 1:00 PM EST

Hello all you cat pawrents, how are you doing this Caturday? Do you want to tell us about your cat child? Do you wish you could chit-chat about your fluffy feline friend all day long? Do you think any other humble hooman would want to hear about your kitty cat? If you answered "Yes" to the first two questions - know that you are very much not alone. A lot, and we mean a lot of cat pawrents just wait for an opportunity to talk about their beloved cat children. And if you've wondered about the answer to the third question - it's always a loud, resounding, meowing "Yes". There will always be cat pawrents who want to hear everything about other pawrents' cats, because cats are ameowzing.

Some cat pawrents do it all the time - they tweet a lot about their lovely cats like the true feline fanatic fans they are - and it's a delight for every one of us to read about their experiences and adventures. Here are a few of the funniest, for your cat-filled viewing pleasure.

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  • 01
    Noella Usborne @no_el_la "feed the cat" - boring - oversimplifies the dynamic - sounds like a chore "fatten the beast" - interesting - pleasing to the ear - gives power where power is due
    via @no_el_la

    "play with the cat": uninspired, monotonous, sounds like a command.

    "engage with the meownster": full of fantasy and intrigue, it's the start of a quest, sounds like there are risks and rewards involved.

  • 02
    Brick's House of Horrors @BrickMahoney you'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat
    via @BrickMahoney

    As a cat pawrent you should already know that. When you pet your pile of shirts in your closet that your cat likes to sleep on, your petting more of your cat then when you're actually petting your cat.

  • 03
    Michael @Home_Halfway Just had a great conversation with my cat. We discussed the following: 1. Is he a little baby 2. He is in fact a little baby 3. The fact that he's very cute 4. The origin of how he got to be so cute 5. Why he is so little 6. Details as to how he's a good boy 8:58 AM - 3/13/20 Twitter for Android
    via @Home_Halfway
  • 04
    A lot of people are confused by the concept of "cat years," so here's a guide to how you can think of the age of a cat. less than 1 year: Just a little baby 1-3 years: Just a little baby. 4-6 years: Just a little baby 7-10 years: Just a little baby 11+ years: elderly baby
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 05
    Megan Wegenke @MegWegenke I don't completely know how to explain this, but as a cat owner you quickly learn that "absence of cat (chill)" and "absence of cat (suspicious)" are two very different kinds of silence
    via @MegWegenke
  • 06
    Hira @lookwhoshira Thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour but it turns out it was just me and my dad meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
    via @lookwhoshira
  • 07
    Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein Just realized my cats probably think I spend 10 hours a day in the garage
    via @ZackBornstein
  • 08
    sarah lugor! @sarahlugor my cat just ate my ranch when i was in the bathroom do you know how greedy you have to be to eat ranch as a cat
    via @sarahlugor
  • 09
    special times for cat people when they're cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out when they smelled something weird and make a stinky face when they walk up to you making little chirpy purrs of inquiry when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick and a tongue blep occurs when they see a bird and do that ekekekk thing when they become possessed by the devil and tear around the house with demonic speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a scratching pole to whip their head arou
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 10
    charlie @chunkbardey sooo important to keep your cat stimulated by asking it questions like "who's my cute guy" "who's the smallest little guy" "who's my tiny little cutie pie mr man" "where's my little friend. where is my tiny little friend"
    via @chunkbardey
  • 11
    Ben Passmore @DAYGLOAYHOLE the fact i gotta train 3-5 days a week to keep my body at "moderately broken" while my cat sleep all day and can do parkour with ease is a crime.
    via @DAYGLOAYHOLE
  • 12
    dragonswithhats When I was younger I lost a watch that I really loved. Around that time my cat developed a habit of using his front paws to reach under the fridge and just scramble around under there like crazy. He was seriously obsessed and did that for almost a year, until one night he pulled out a tray that had been under the fridge, and on it was my watch. After that he never touched the fridge again. He was a good boy.
    via dragonswithhats
  • 13
    rad dad @ohemgeeijizzed It's honestly sad af that black cats are the least likely to be adopted due to superstitious hocus pocus bulls. Who wouldn't want to feel like a witch? Y'all weak.
    via @ohemgeeijizzed
  • 14
    Soren @uxnotyoux Them: your pets are spoiled Me: they are competitively compensated for the user experience they provide
    via @uxnotyoux
  • 15
    i want to be extremely clear about this: i never *don't* want pictures of your cat. it is never a bad or inappropriate time for cat pics. i will never be displeased by receiving a cat pic. at no point in my life will i ever be like "no thank u, i dont want cat pics right now"
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 16
    Jacob Nordby @JacobNordby Dear all women, If he hates cats, it's a red flag. 1). Cats have boundaries 2). Cats require permission 3). Cats like to be touched affectionately but on their terms 4). Cats know vibes 5). Cats can never be fully domesticated 6). Cats are witches It is known
    via @JacobNordby
  • 17
    Brenda White @BeyCapital what's betrayal? LMM @lonestfeels When u carry ur pet to your room and it walks out
    via @BeyCapital
  • 18
    Cats of Yore @CatsOfYore Imagine if we didn't have cats and you could only see them in zoos. We'd go and be like "OMG there were these micropanthers in all different colors and they're beautiful and why can't I have one "But we DO get to have them and it's amazing! That's what I'm thankful for today.
    via @CatsOfYore
  • 19
    Cats understand "naughty". In fact I think they're the only animal who understands it. Dogs know "good" and "bad" but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it on their faces. Squirrels are thieves but they don't know that. They know "take" and "have" but they don't comprehend what it is to steal. Nor do raccoons or coyotes or any species of rodent. They may participate in theft but they are ignorant of the weight of what they do,
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 20
    Rob @MrRAnderson78 OK QUESTION of the day: when leaving the house....does anyone tell their pets they will be home later?
    via @MrRAnderson78
  • 21
    @Chateau_Cat Thought my cats were acting a little weird this morning and they apparently put a catnip toy in their water bowl overnight to soak. They made catnip tea. They're high
    via @Chateau_Cat

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